riddles from DUMBO (DUMBO)

Why are some offensive jokes funny (depends joke) and some just offensive (apron joke)? Enter your 200 word answer in this week's essay contest and win a free one year's supply of StopMeIfYouHeardThis adult diapers and aprons. Meanwhile, the woman behind the counter (cops... jokes) actually called her friend to get jokes while we amused ourselves in the carousel room. To be fair, we badgered her until she caved in.
apron joke

depends joke

cops, gorilla and hippie jokes