no arm guy joke (Washington Sq. Park)

Sometimes my 9 month old daughter smiles at me and I remember why I became a dad. Sometimes a wacky NYC street artist in an orange shirt tells us a joke that's not really a joke about a guy with no arms who can't scratch his butt, and I remember why we became video joke scavengers. This is the stuff of StopMeIfYouHeardThis, my friends; open up those emails and paste in the link!