Coupla Penis Jokes (Chelsea)

Just when you think an expedition can't get any lamer (than the Upper West Side), we bring you our 4-joke freezing-cold nobody's-telling-jokes-and-nobody's-funny-anyway expedition we'll call "Chelsea." It was supposed to be the Lower East Side Expedition but we stupidly drove, then couldn't find parking. We circled the neighborhood about a thousand times before getting the bright idea to head home and hit Chelsea, which was on the way. It was so lame I can't even think of a funny way to end this post. Let's just get to the penis jokes and be done with it.