Arkansas Virgin Joke (Harlem/Columbia)

American humor, or at least the American punchline set-up, is never far from its roots in vaudeville. Further up the Columbia University library steps from the skeleton kid, we ran into Issac and Issac, sitting there with their friend. We thought long and hard about metaphors for American life, and decided we'd best leave it to the experts. With a nod to our friends from West Virginia and Ethnographic studies, all we can say is, "there's a paper in this". Enjoy. We know Larry the Cable Guy will.