president's armies joke (Washington Sq. Park)

Okay, look, we haven't posted to the blog in awhile because we've been busy making the website better and changing our intro to the actual jokes to match the site (and to be shorter!). We promise to pick up the pace; stay tuned for the rest of the Washington Square Park expedition. Also stay tuned for the announcement of the launch party celebrating the new site and the beginning of the biggest (and only?) video joke archive out there...
As for today's joke, I'm not usually a big fan of the riddle. The best reaction you can really hope for is "Good one; very clever." But if you're gonna tell a riddle, which are inherently silly anyway, my advice is to do what this woman did, and tell a silly riddle.