Damn It's COLD!

OK, we know you've been searching the streets of NYC for those endearing Stop Me buttons! But, damn it's been cold! So, we're hibernating for a bit until the weather warms up again. Never fear, we'll be back out soon collecting jokes at a bar near you. Meantime, if you know any good president jokes, send 'em in!

One-Legged Waitress Joke (Chelsea)

I was tempted to title this one, "Lame Joke" but I'm really not that clever.
I've always been oddly fascinated by people who laugh hard at riddles, but a dose of infectious laughter never hurt no one (though it certainly may embarrass the hell out of the girlfriend standing 40 feet away!).