vampire drink joke (Coney Island)

Not that I don't miss the Coney Island Budweiser Buddies from the last 3 jokes, but it feels right to move on. The woman here represents a classic "Stop Me" moment because I literally chased her and her friend down— they were moving fast!— because I just knew from their goofy horsing around with each other that they'd tell us a joke. And it's a shocker, even an "ewww-GROSS!"-er, but the little dance she does at the end turns a sick joke into something pretty damn cute.